Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

Previous Random Joke Next

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What sport are Mexicans best at?

Cross country.

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

Wookie Jokes More Wookie Jokes

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)