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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Stymied Coppers
Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
