How are you?

Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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How are you?

Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.