20 Minute Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

How are you?

Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

How are you?

Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*

What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

League Legend Jokes More League Legend Jokes

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"