Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

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they planet.

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.