Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete