Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.