Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

Why is it so hard to throw a party in space?

Because you have to planet.

Steroid Jokes More Steroid Jokes

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete