Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.