Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Steroid Jokes More Steroid Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete