Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.