What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

English Jokes More English Jokes

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.