What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.