Shoot him before he hits the ground
Turn 19
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Charlie Brown
It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.
A lawyer
His lips are moving.
The rest of your life.
me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous
