How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

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What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.