Shoot him before he hits the ground
A heroine addict.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
Lawsuits.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
