What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.