What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..