Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.