Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.