Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.