You have to read ursine.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'
They like to express the right to bear arms.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
The moospaper!
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
