How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"