How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places