Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

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What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What do animal poachers do in their spare time?

They go clubbing.