Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What are seals made out of?

Cealls

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.