Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

What do animal poachers do in their spare time?

They go clubbing.