What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL