What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout