What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup?

A laksa.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.