What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout