Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.