Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

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Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.