Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What is a Jedi's favorite car company?

Toyoda

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.