Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What is a Jedi's favorite car company?

Toyoda

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"