Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.