Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!