Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH