Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

About 3 inches

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"