What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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Why do you call it Tiny?

Because it's my newt."

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.