What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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My newt.

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Why do you call it Tiny?

Because it's my newt."

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.