The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
She was feeling Sleepy.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
A Daesh washer.
Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Mammary loss &nbsp I made this up myself!
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
They have bear feet
They get a hole in one!
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
12 inches
Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!
My newt.
