The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
uh.. I don't remember..
Comfortably Dumb
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
The Earth's crust is on the outside.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
It's testicle physics.
Because then it would be a foot
My newt.
