The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
So that it can be used as an
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Just before someone screams.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
He seems alt-right!
Eso si que es.
Put a sock in it.
the spermutations.
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
Absolutely nothing.
My newt.
