The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Take away their beds...
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
Leeches and scream.
Stone deaf...
Because they heard there were no jobs there.
The elephant remembers.
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
A: Because she grew another foot.
He got a hole in one.
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Nothing.
Nothing
My newt.
