The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Wait, I can explain everything!
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
A tiger moth !
It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Because she was a quack.
Her boyfriend was stoned.
Baked beans.
They're afraid of getting owned
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
Shine a flashlight in his ears.