The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.
For smoking in bed.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Once.
High finance.
Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!
Throw a flashbang into the room.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
Her boyfriend was stoned.
They are cheap.
He's the one with a parachute on his back.
A: Her batteries were dead.
Delighted.
