What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

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What are we gonna name our band?

from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

What the band's name?

me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.