What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

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What do you call a band of otters!?

otterpop

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.