What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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What the band's name?

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!