What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.