What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

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What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong