What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you