What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

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Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.