What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.