What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say