What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.