Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.