Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
A: Lettuce pray
Birds of Pray
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
He's egg-nog-stic