Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.