Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

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Which country's capital apologises for its religion?

Islamabad.

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism