Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic