Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

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How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.