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Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Islam.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
A Tomartyr
He's egg-nog-stic
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
A mormoff!
God is the answer.
He got a taste of religion.
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Boo-ddhism
They have sects.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Hinduism... Om......
Popularity.
Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.
Islamabad.
Cat-holic
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
Not Islam
Mooslim
x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
Religion.
About a couple thousand years.
Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.
the republican presidential candidates.
They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!
A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
A lost Clause
Birds of Pray
The Cis-Teen Chapel
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Their Punch.
Boulangerie.
A squadratic formula, if you will.
He came and went at the same time.
John is a bird.
