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Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Islam.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
A Tomartyr
He's egg-nog-stic
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
A mormoff!
God is the answer.
He got a taste of religion.
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Boo-ddhism
They have sects.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Hinduism... Om......
Popularity.
Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.
Islamabad.
Cat-holic
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
Not Islam
Mooslim
x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
Religion.
About a couple thousand years.
Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.
the republican presidential candidates.
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
Shoepremacy.
Diamond
He got kilt.
Because she ain't special, Shiite.
Wrong
An everlasting jobstopper.
I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.
If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
The snow on top of it has melted.
Nunavut.
WAA-TAA!
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