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Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Islam.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
A Tomartyr
He's egg-nog-stic
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
A mormoff!
God is the answer.
He got a taste of religion.
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Boo-ddhism
They have sects.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Hinduism... Om......
Popularity.
Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.
Islamabad.
Cat-holic
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
Not Islam
Mooslim
x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
Religion.
About a couple thousand years.
Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.
the republican presidential candidates.
So that deaf people could enjoy them too.
By abusing his names in other languages.
OC) Brats!
He heard it was finger licking good.
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.
They always use the holy condoms.
The balls drop.
It always had some sort of weed on it!
They just couldn't sort things out.
I believe in peace in our time
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Awkward.
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
They both ride bikes and go on missions.
