What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

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Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

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What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.