He got a taste of religion.
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
Donald Ducks I'll show myself out
Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
Because they're headcases.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
They both taste a bit swampy
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
God is the answer.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
