He got a taste of religion.
It gets toad away
He gets stumped.
A
The cold shoulder
Because 7 ate 9.
He got Pasta-toots.
Depends ...
A: The food tastes funny.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!