What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!