What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

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What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.