What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

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When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!