He got a taste of religion.
A: You get a dino-sore.
A Soviet Reunion.
He was caught poaching.
A
Because 7 ate 9...
Because it only ate condensed milk !
Cus they have to taste it twice!
They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.
Religion.
Popularity.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!