What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.