Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Why are you picking on me?
Because he was outstanding in his field
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.
Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Melons, because they can'telope.
a wet melon.
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asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
He said he can't elope.
Because they can't elope!
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
He got a taste of religion.