Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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He looked a little blue

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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Pre-nup brittle.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him?

He was always high! (I'm sorry)

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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.