Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.