Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
The farmers milk them dry.
Because he kept on dropping beets.
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
Because she married Mr. Softy!
nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
Because they cantaloupe
He told her he *can't elope*.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Because they can't elope!
Because they can't elope.
Atrophy
You get an a-wart!
He got a taste of religion.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
