Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.