Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.