Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.