Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him?

He was always high! (I'm sorry)

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.