Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.