Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.