Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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brucism

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bruces

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A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.