Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they can't elope.