Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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Ruth-less.

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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a brucea

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Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.