Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!