Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.