Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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brucism

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!