Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

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On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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Because she was his sole mate.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)