Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.