Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.