Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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She had a 19" rack.

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Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)