What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Popstar Jokes More Popstar Jokes

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.