What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

40 Year Old Jokes More 40 Year Old Jokes

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.