A picnic table can support a family of 4.
A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
A water sprinkler.
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
An elevator can raise a child.
Neighbor!
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
A large pizza can feed a family.
A picnic table can support a family of four