What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion