What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas