How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude