How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light