What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.