What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON