Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.