Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.