Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.