What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.