What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Pretzel Jokes More Pretzel Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.