What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Pretzel Jokes More Pretzel Jokes

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.