What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.