How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

Pretzel Jokes More Pretzel Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs