How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Pretzel Jokes More Pretzel Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs