How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.