How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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A small medium at large!

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.