Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...
The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
You add ices.
AY E! I O U edit: added Y
A butler.
Because they use a strongly typed language.
A coconut
The function of u to the n
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
I forgot
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."