What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!