What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

Who would rule in a dog world ?

The pawlice.

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!