What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.