What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.