What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."