You owe them an anthrapology
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Aye E, I owe you...
Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.
You owe me one cannoli."
That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.
She goes down on you and you owe her one
I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.
Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
You owe Eve an O.
Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You do me and I owe you one.
She blows me and I owe her one.
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
asks the neutron. "For you No charge."
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.
I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either
handsfree
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
Intermittenly.
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
Tell them they can't make racist jokes.
A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.
Budweiser your mother naked?
Budweiser the King of Beers !
Mr. Peanut
A: He gets Tenyear.
Because it was all on the house
It's a dead giveaway...