Owe Jokes

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

What that ?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What's "68"?

You do me and I owe you one.

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

Budweiser your mother naked?

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...