Owe Jokes

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

What that ?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What's "68"?

You do me and I owe you one.

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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Aye E, I owe you...

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I need to do a vowel movement!

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

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You owe Eve an O.

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What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."