Owe Jokes

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

What that ?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What's "68"?

You do me and I owe you one.

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

Respect Jokes More Respect Jokes

What do you call a well respected slave?

A butler.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Cannoli Jokes More Cannoli Jokes

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!