What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

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What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...