What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?

Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."