What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

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How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.