What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.