How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)