How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"