How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)