The steaks have never been higher
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They both work in gastronomy
To see if he was done cooking.
A: The food tastes funny.
He was caught stroganoff
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
Because you only get out what you pudding.
Because he used a non-stick pan.
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
He woks.
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Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
A Chef of course...
Pig in a blanket.
No weigh...
Finding out the chef is bald.
He wanted to buy stock options.
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
Because of his ground thyme.
A: An onion.
They take drastic measures.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.
Hey that's my toque!!
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
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It became a daddy short legs !
Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
I find your lack of steak disturbing."
Take me to your breeder !
On his flying saucer.
He couldn't get the saddest fraction.
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
He didn't like the Pilate
Because of the towel ban.
Homeless
Because they're too young for him
A: She couldn't find the recipe.
because she lost the recipe.
OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.
Nuclear explosions are bright
A Virgin.
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
