What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

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Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.