What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

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Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.