What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

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Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.