What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?

A: A waste.