What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.