What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!