Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D