Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

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Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!