Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

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What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord