Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!