Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !