Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !