Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Endanger Jokes More Endanger Jokes

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !