Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

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What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

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Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !