Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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What name do you give to a frog?

croaky voice) ROBBERT

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

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What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !