If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
What base you're counting in.
Some people actually believe santa exist.
It scares the hell out of the dog.
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
They Swim-fast.
A widower.
Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
Oh 'ewe' know!
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
Lots
Because they chew balls.
Your mailbox is missing!