What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about?

Is there a dog?

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Mailbox Jokes More Mailbox Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!