What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

Mailbox Jokes More Mailbox Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.