What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Mailbox Jokes More Mailbox Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.