What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

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What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

Why are batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles