What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.