What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

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What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

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You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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