What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!